Kelis in "Milkshake" video

Kelis in “Milkshake” video

I was in school when D4L released “Laffy Taffy” and everyone I knew was obsessed with it. My oblivious principal would reward us for good behavior every Friday by playing the seemingly harmless song over the intercom after the bell rang. She did that for weeks until, I’m assuming, someone told her the song wasn’t actually about candy.

Artists are notorious for creating songs like this with great success. Perhaps it’s because kids get to sing about their favorite, oftentimes sugary, foods and adults get to sing veiled songs about sex.

In honor of Kelis’ album Food I’ve put together a playlist of songs with food titles and sexy meanings.

Food will be available for purchase tomorrow (April 22).